The Bush-Blaird Conversation

This conversation is false and false.Nothing said here is true. Please keep that in mind. And small kids please do not read this as it includes non violent non suitable content.

You all must have heard about the Bush-Blair conversation when a micorphone was accidently not swtiched off. Unfortunetely for Bush and Blair there was an alien in the room and "it' was able to relate to us what happened after Blair switched off the microphone. Sorry for the delay but we needed to use 99832 translators and after translating it to french once again we got an english translation. Be prepared to find out about this big announcement and what Bush and Blair give each other.

The Conversations begins

Bush: Yo, Blair. How are you doing?

Blair: I'm just...

Bush: You're leaving?

Blair: No, no, no not yet. On this trade thingy...[inaudible]

Bush: Yeah, I told that to the man.

Blair: Are you planning to say that here or not?

Bush: If you want me to.

Blair: Well, it's just that if the discussion arises...

Bush: I just want some movement.

Blair: Yeah.

Bush: Yesterday we didn't see much movement.

Blair: No, no, it may be that it's not, it may be that it's impossible.

Bush: I am prepared to say it.

Blair: But it's just I think what we need to be an opposition...

Bush: Who is introducing the trade?

Blair: Angela [Merkel, the German Chancellor].

Bush: Tell her to call 'em.

Blair: Yes.

Bush: Tell her to put him on, them on the spot. Thanks for [inaudible] (condoms) it's awfully thoughtful of you.

Blair: It's a pleasure. (double meanining)

Bush: I know you picked it out yourself.

Blair: Oh, absolutely, in fact [inaudible].(I use them all the time)

Bush: What about Kofi? [inaudible] His attitude to ceasefire and everything else ... happens.

Blair: Yeah, no I think the [inaudible] is really difficult. We can't stop this unless you get this international business agreed.

Bush: Yeah.

Blair: I don't know what you guys have talked about, but as I say I am perfectly happy to try and see what the lie of the land is, but you need that done quickly because otherwise it will spiral.

Bush: I think Condi is going to go pretty soon.

Blair: But that's, that's, that's all that matters. But if you... you see it will take some time to get that together.

Bush: Yeah, yeah.

Blair: But at least it gives people...

Bush: It's a process, I agree. I told her your offer to...

Blair: Well...it's only if I mean... you know. If she's got a..., or if she needs the ground prepared as it were... Because obviously if she goes out, she's got to succeed, if it were, whereas I can go out and just talk.

Bush: You see, the ... thing is what they need to do is to get Syria, to get Hezbollah to stop doing this shit and it's over.

Blair: [inaudible](Well my inteligence reports suggest Israel may be funding Hizbollah themselves in order to reoocupy Lebabnon)

Bush: [inadubile](Shut the f*** up about that will you, let put the blame on some other place and fake some evidence)

Blair: Syria.

Bush: Why?

Blair: Because I think this is all part of the same thing.

Bush: Yeah.

Blair: What does he think? He thinks if Lebanon turns out fine, if we get a solution in Israel and Palestine, Iraq goes in the right way...

Bush: Yeah, yeah, he is sweet.

Blair: He is honey. And that's what the whole thing is about. It's the same with Iraq.

Bush: I felt like telling Kofi to call, to get on the phone to Assad and make something happen.

Blair: Yeah.

Bush: [inaudible] (Listen carefully do they serve ice cream here?)

Blair:[inaudible] ( Yeah they do ..... now my government needs a clear postition on this and my foreign office is at odds with me)

Bush: We are not blaming the Lebanese government.

Blair: Is this...? (at this point Blair taps the microphone in front of him and the sound is cut.) (microphone properly switched off)

Bush : Do you think the media would have recorded out shit

Blair : Yes, I better try to do something about it

Bush : Maybe we could blackmail them into keep the shit under control

Blair : yeah and they could blackmail you. I think we can get them to cut the condom parts off as inaudible or something

Bush : Yeah I'll talk to my cousin ... he owns fox networks. I think he will have some friends

Blair : Now I feel Israel has reacted too much

Bush : Why blame Israel ? give the man a break....... he lost his balls recently

Blair : Olmert ? but they have the best doctors in the world

Bush : No can do...... seems like his sex life is gone for good

Blair : So your saying all this violence is for his pleasure

Bush : a mans got to do what keeps him happy

Blair : what ...... hey look here Bushie ..... i do not care if his bushie is no use .......... but i think I might have a way to change this ... ask him to have oral or something

Bush : He is guy for god's sake

Blair : Really ? I was being sarcastic

Bush : Well the doctors think Olmerts disease is fatal and he might die of it eventually , so we can see the problem solved in 10 years

Blair : This is not a f****** joke. I am losing support at home. The tories who are Aemrica's best friend were desperate as to condemn Israel in their party's history.

Bush : Listen about what you gave me....... were they flavoured

Blair : did your wife like them ?

Bush : Not the condoms.... I meant the chocolate bunnies

Blair : Oh yeah they were strawberry , chocolate, vanilla

Bush : Did you check out the whores here?

Blair : Dude man...... I am faithful

Bush : So am I? I just meant ........the officials of this place seem to have them all over the place ? do you think they are Russian spies or something?

Blair : Bloddy folks...... anyway I think my wife might be pregnant again

Bush : good for you....... I am more worried that my daughter do not get pregnant. The secret service busted her and her bf a few months ago. Saved a possible pregnancy by a few seconds.

Blair : My eldest son made some gal pregnant ....... but we got rid of her the old fashioned way

Bush : And you ask me to shut down Gitmo?

Blair : Politics

Bush : You know I am nearing my end

Blair : So your not going for an amendment... the one that allowed presidents who have led the country into more than 2 wars to contest for a third time.

Bush : No my cows need be back home in the ranch. They need milking (winks to blair)

Blair : Well yeah but I get more than you

Bush : Shut up .......... you have no idea how much free time I have........ you know about the decoy ........the guy i send who looks like me when I am busy

Blair : I wanted to get one of those...... but none of the people interveiwed had my IQ

Bush : Whats your IQ?

Blair : 197

Bushg : out of 200. Mines only 36

Blair : beat you beat you

Bush : what your Iq again?

Blair : just kiddin dog

Bush : anyway its dinner time now?

Blair : yeah got a date with my wife

Bush : going for cofee too?

Blair : sick dog ! I told you she might be pregnant

Bush : Have fun ....... I have Hu next to me... I might learn something about their condom market. Who knows I might teach him about the flacoured ones ?

Blair : Maybe we can get a trade agreement on them. Confectionary Condoms in china..... sounds nice

Bush : hey I never thought of that ......... might be bigger than oil. With 1.5 billion market .... and since they are not indians they might better tastes

Blair : yeah we can prove to them that we can bring their population down by using our ones and not their cheap produced ones.

Bush : Its like selling oil to the Arabs

Blair : No its like selling refined high perfomance oil to them.......... it will sell

Bush : Okay but we'll make the announcement later.

Well I hope you all know what this Big announcement is about and it won't be made soon.

Wise Point 0983428 * Bush and Blair are best friends. Do not try break them up
Wise Point 8998342* Check for Aliens before talking to a friend. Email me for alien detect software
Wise Point 8893892* Never invade other peoples privacy. You won't like what you hear

Note :this article is totally fabricated