Outdone once again.

Oh by the way ..... did I forget to tell you that I roll in mud and cross the road twice or in other words I am a dirty double crosser. I went to pluto on another date as well. We met up in Ice park in goyhof or someplace. She was some human who had found her way their.

Me : Hi
She: Sallams
Me : V sallams
She : V sallams, say Ws
Me: Ws what does that mean ?
she : I meant say Walaikum Musalam
Me : next time okay
She : you said you liked apples with oranges , what exactly did that mean ?
Me : I was drunk at that time , can't remember.
She : You drink ?
Me : yeah
She : But its hararm
Me : I drink an overdose of milkshakes
She : So what do you think about the stars.
Me : I don't know .... I can only see one
She : We are in pluto for God's sake ....... you can see stars all around
Me : Well the only star I can se around here is next to me <-------- really? where?
She : Oh how sweet ...... you must be a sweet talker
me : More like sweet eater
She : Yeah I can see that ' (looking at my stomach)
Me : Hey are you calling me fat?
She : like duh you
Me : your right , but don't worry you'll be fat one day
She : What ?
Me : Well most women become fat when they have kids?
She : and who told you that ?
Me : I have seen it happen
She : So whats your point
Me : My point is fat is eh .......
She : okay
Me : yeah
She : are you trying to justify your fatness ?
Me : No its justified
She : Hows that ?
Me : My mum fed me too much
She : the usual... always looking to blame us for your mistakes
Me : no I am not like that
She : really ?
Me : of course ..... i just look to blame somebody i lived with for more than 20 years
She : So which means if you live with me for more than 20 years.... i will get blamed
Me : now did I say that ?
She : actually you did
Me : Now what I meant was
She : either you hate your mum or you don't like people who you have known for too long ?
Me : no
She : then what ? was that a slip of the tongue ?
Me : Yes
She : You must have oiled you tongue for it to slip like that ..... for god's sake we all know it natural
Me : what's natural ?
She : For men to blame women for everything thats wrong
Me : no I blame them for everything thats right
She : Like
Me : Chocolate chip cookies and strawberry flavoured vainal ice cream
She : You don't even get something like that
Me : you do on earth
She : I visited earth last month
Me : Well whatever happens your wrong
She : So your saying I am wrong?
Me : yes
She : Sure no slip of the tongue
Me : Yes
She : In that case you a typical man ...... see yo looked to blame me and said I was wrong.
Me : Well women are wrong you know
She : like ..........
Me : Well I don't know
She : Do you know you made the aircraft , television , cars and stuff ?
Me : Men
She : Well do you know who made their dinner
me : their wives of course
She : what happened if they did not have wives
Me : they would go some place else to eat
She : So in the old days when they did not have much money , and they went out to eat and they wasted both their time and money ,your saying they could have invented all this.
Me : I am saying that it a possibility........ are you saying thanks to women , we have technology
She : Well thanks to women ....... we have men...... or should I say no thanks
Me : forget it ........ I am leaving
She : suit yourself (she whispers loser)

How unlucky for me ? She was really pretty and had blue eyes and was slim ......... hey I should not be talking about that here. Anyway the point is

Wise Point 79398* Don't argue with women it makes no sense. After all sense to us is like cents of a dollar to them. Worthless..........

PS. She should have started by saying Assalamu Allaikum instead of sallams alone. See they do stupid stuff too.