School Formal

It was the day before my formal in school. In our school, poeple can bring a 'guest' from another school, that usually means female partner. Well i decided on going and finding this gal. It difficult I know.
I sat down and made a list. Monica, Adrea, Sarah, yeah and who forgot JJ aas well as Farah.

I go to ask Monica

me : Monica hi
Monica : excuse me ? your supposed to say hi Monica
me; Hi Monica
Monica : Like whatever , what do you want.....
Me : eh.... I was thinking
Monica : Think faster ..... I have not got all day
Me : My school's having a formal next week and .......
Monica : Forget it ..........

I go ask Adrea

Me : Hey adrea
Adrea : Forget it
Me : What did I say
Adrea ; We all kn0w what you want
Me : What?
Adrea : a partner to the formal
Me : okay fine.

I go ask Sarah

Me : Hi
Sarah : No sorry ... somebody asked me
Me : How do you know
Sarah : Hello have you not heard of gossip.
Me : thats so unfair.....
Sarah : Lifes is unfair.............

I go ask Farah

Me : Hi
Farah ; Hi
Me : Do you know why I am here ?
Farah : Yes
Me; How come?
Farah : You want to ask me to the formal?
Me : yes but I bet your going to say no
Farah : actually i was going to tell you how cute you look .
Me : ah?
Farah : I was going to ask you anyway
Me: Really ?
Farah : Sure , will you pick me up
Me : Sure what time?
Farah : You tell me
Me; 8 PM
Farah ; No problem
Me : Really
Farah ; of course not you dork , get lost, do you not know what "sarcasm " is
Me; not again

PS; what happened to JJ is that she agreed to accompany me in exchange for 4 crabie patty(s)

Wise Point 9872348 Gossip spread faster than fire slower than light
Wise point 9879832* Never ask a girl to the formal right before it.
Wise Point 789432* take your monkey instead in you are unlucky.
Wise Point 989783* Watch Nickelodean , it might helo

Note : Do you think this article is fabricated .Yes it is ........ but of course not the theme

Please note this article is aimed at the male readers of this blog , but applies only in general (and specific) cases to girls (such as all except one of my cousin sisters)