The think tank : What she was thinking ? (Part 1)

Recently I met up with a friend of mine........... a she......... in a park ........56 th 43 MarlyeBorn , Mars at 25:04 Am. Well it was more or less like a date but before you continue "Please not this article is totally and 100% fabricated"

ME: Hi

She : Hi , Assalamu Allaikum

Me : walaikum musalam

she : so you Hosni eh.............

Me : No I am Belal ..........

She : Oh I thought you were Hosni

Me : Well I am

She : But why did you say you Belal ?

Me : never mind ........ a small slip of the tongue

At this point it must be noted that the secret alien who I had brought with me was recording here thoughts

Me : Hi <-------- can't he say sallams

Me : Walaikum Musalam <------- can't he make it longer

Me : No I am Belal <---- what a lame joke

Me : Well I am <------ like whatever

Me : Never mind ... a small slip on the tongue <------- I bet you thought I was dumb

So the conversation continues (with what she was thinking next to my sentences) <---- thats a nice way to start

She : I am just finishing my MBA

Me : Even you ? tell me what's the MBA about ? <---- this is getting boring

She : as they say google it , let talk about something else

Me : okay <---- some improvement

She : So where you working now ?

Me : GlaxoSmithKline < -------- complicated name , let me try act smart

She : Really the one which makes Vitamin C

Me : yeah , but we deal mainly with pharmecuticals

She : cool so what do you do there <----- pharme what ..... never mind

Me : Well I work at their plant .......... control and operations optimizations. You know checking to see everythings all right with the machines............ fine tuning.

She : How long do you work for ?

Me : 5 hours a day at the moment. <------ wow thats a little

She : so you have loads of free time ?

Me : Not really, I have to spend 8 hours in total ..... 3 hours doing nothing but just research and some boring stuff <---- wonder if that makes you a boring person

She : So what do you do after work ? Don't tell me review my work cus thats really annoying ?

Me: Not review just check some records for one hour. Visit my friends. We all live in this compund provided for by the company. Most of us , I mean my firends are anyway bachelors. Yeah I know they drink and stuff but I just hang out .......... sometimes we go do interesting stuff..... watch movies and play pranks <--------- thats quite a statement

She : play pranks , are you'll kids ?

Me : you got to understand , we are engineers ..... we can innovate ....... like make the guy open the door and his hand keeps slipping off all the time ..... thats kids stuff.

She : so what if this guy uses a tissue or paper or something ?

Me : It burns <------- cool now we are talking

She : does he get injured ?

Me : no it melts not burns really

She: you should show me this happening one day

Me : Inshallah <------ he is not supposed be more religious than me

She : so you listen to music ?

Me : No hararm !! <------ what ?

She : what ? so your an "extremist"

Me : no just kidding .... of course I do .

She : well what do you listen to?

Me: Everything mainly outlandish , Jay Z , Eminem , Cats Stevens ....

She : Oh do you watch movies a lot ?

Me : No , except what goes on tele , you.....

She : Those old shit ..... no way .... I usually rent the DVD's or go to the movies

Me : really maybe we should go sometime <------ that would be great

She : serious ......

Me : of course not , it would be hararm and I am serious about that.

She : Have you ever supported any terrorist groups <------ looking at my beard

Me ; Why ? What ?

She : Like Hamas and stuff.....

Me : No way .... but I think them as liberation groups

She : So do I ....... just wantd to see your reaction

Me: The right to resist occupation cannot be described as terrorism.

She: yeah see whats happening in Lebanon ?

Me : I know

She : sure from that stand over there , what is your favourite flavour ? Mines Strawberry and Chocolate chip

Me: Same here <------- did he just make that up

She : don't lie

Me : okay fine I am be unthruthful , my favourite flavours ar not strawberry and chocolate chip , they are chocolate chip and strawberry

She: whats the difference ?

Me : the order ..... i like strawberry second. She : did you buy strawberry just cus I bought it ?

Me : itsn't it obvious <---- how sweet

she starts laughing ,she has one of the cutest laughs ever that i have seen

Me: So when did you first start wearing hijab ? <---- why ask that ?

She : 10 years back .....
Me : really how old were you ?
She : 14 .... i had a violent past

Me : Why ? <----- don't go there

She : Well I used to go clubbing and stuff wihtout my parents knowing ?

Me: Oh and let me guess your dad caught you

She : It was the embarrassment , he was deputy chief inspector in our county for the CID and then when I was caught entering a night club underage , it caused him much embarassment..... the papers went on about it...... he changed me to a religious school ... at first I did not like it ..... but then I realized how much better I felt .... how much more happy i was .... the feeling of feeling free. Me : touching story <---- that was crap , don't try acting sweet all the time

Me :Well you know.................

TO BE CONTINUED ( YOU CAN REQUEST FOR PART II BY EMAIL BUT YOU WON"T GET IT )

Wise Point 08934 * don't talk sense to "them", it doesn't really make sense to them
Wise Point 00001* Aliens , females and the french are the most diffcult species to understand
Wise Point 00002* don't try to be too smart ..... it ain't wise.

This was submitted by a 28 year old journalist and it was modified by Hosni

Note : this article was totally fabricated